Narransaf Babbamart is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, competent bat.

Narransaf Babbamart created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narransaf Babbamart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narransaf Babbamart, he will turn you into a snail.

Narransaf Babbamart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Narransaf Babbamart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Always look after injured snails.