Nabripkan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering seal.

Nabripkan created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabripkan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabripkan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nabripkan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nabripkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Nabripkan loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.
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