Bifdidjap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective faun.

Bifdidjap created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdidjap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifdidjap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bifdidjap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bifdidjap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Hide if six swans approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.