Bifdidjap is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective
faun.
Bifdidjap created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifdidjap, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bifdidjap, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Bifdidjap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Bifdidjap's Holy Commandments1. Always treat snakes with great respect.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Pray towards the east.
4. Hide if six swans approach from the west.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.