Barnkinfun is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring toad.

Barnkinfun created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnkinfun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Barnkinfun, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Barnkinfun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Barnkinfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. You must love Barnkinfun.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.