Shavwot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast narwhal.

Shavwot created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavwot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shavwot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Shavwot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Shavwot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Shavwot.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.