Gilmumflap is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, contented
finch.
Gilmumflap created snails four years ago.
If you believe in
Gilmumflap, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gilmumflap, she will manifest in front of you.
Gilmumflap's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Gilmumflap's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gilmumflap in the centre of the settlement.
5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.