Hasbonksan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying dragonfly.

Hasbonksan created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbonksan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hasbonksan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hasbonksan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hasbonksan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear orange shirts.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Hasbonksan in the centre of the settlement.