Voltundubcemstafgofdud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent mongoose.

Voltundubcemstafgofdud created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voltundubcemstafgofdud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Voltundubcemstafgofdud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Voltundubcemstafgofdud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Voltundubcemstafgofdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Voltundubcemstafgofdud on top of all buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.