Voltundubcemstafgofdud is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent
mongoose.
Voltundubcemstafgofdud created snails five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Voltundubcemstafgofdud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Voltundubcemstafgofdud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Voltundubcemstafgofdud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Voltundubcemstafgofdud's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt grasshopers.
2. Always look after injured pigs.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Voltundubcemstafgofdud on top of all buildings.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.