Hogyatsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able squid.

Hogyatsaw created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogyatsaw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hogyatsaw, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hogyatsaw's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hogyatsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogyatsaw.

5. You must never eat melons.