Shavgodsid is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish
raven.
Shavgodsid created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Shavgodsid, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Shavgodsid, it will turn you into a slug.
Shavgodsid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Shavgodsid's Holy Commandments1. Learn six new languages a year.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Feed all hungry great tits.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Do not chop down trees.