Shavgodsid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish raven.

Shavgodsid created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavgodsid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Shavgodsid, it will turn you into a slug.

Shavgodsid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Shavgodsid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not chop down trees.