Rullquillmis is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent chinchilla.

Rullquillmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rullquillmis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullquillmis, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rullquillmis' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rullquillmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Rullquillmis in the centre of the settlement.