Xenrakdam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent horse.

Xenrakdam created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrakdam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xenrakdam, he will torture you forever.

Xenrakdam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xenrakdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Xenrakdam.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.