Pidsakdad Vedboncum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Pidsakdad Vedboncum created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Pidsakdad Vedboncum, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidsakdad Vedboncum, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pidsakdad Vedboncum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pidsakdad Vedboncum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must love Pidsakdad Vedboncum.

4. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing purple stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.