Sagspagbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful cat.

Sagspagbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagspagbarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sagspagbarn, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sagspagbarn's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sagspagbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed parsnips to seals while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never wear magenta hats.

4. Sagspagbarn loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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