Cutrilkap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, kind jellyfish.

Cutrilkap created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutrilkap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cutrilkap, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cutrilkap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cutrilkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep three cats in a large pit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.