Jontomjat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak owl.

Jontomjat created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jontomjat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jontomjat, it will think nothing of it.

Jontomjat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jontomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.