Vadtarbus is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate jellyfish.

Vadtarbus created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadtarbus, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vadtarbus, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vadtarbus' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vadtarbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Worship no other gods but Vadtarbus.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
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