Vagfunvad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective jellyfish.

Vagfunvad created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Vagfunvad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vagfunvad, she will turn you into a plant.

Vagfunvad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vagfunvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing green dresses and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.