Sinpanggil is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow capybara.

Sinpanggil created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpanggil, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sinpanggil, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sinpanggil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sinpanggil's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Worship no other gods but Sinpanggil.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.