Fobnaront is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty scorpion.

Fobnaront created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobnaront, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobnaront, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fobnaront's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fobnaront's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never feed beans to whales while wearing magenta kilts.