Narkaming is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical sheep.

Narkaming created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narkaming, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narkaming, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Narkaming's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Narkaming's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

2. Never adorn your hands with black markings.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.