Yartbombad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective dog.

Yartbombad created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbombad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yartbombad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yartbombad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yartbombad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never bounce near rats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.