Nillboging is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive frog.

Nillboging created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Nillboging, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nillboging, it will come to you in dreams.

Nillboging's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nillboging's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never feed peas to birds while wearing indigo rings.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.