Tigfodrut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome goose.

Tigfodrut created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigfodrut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tigfodrut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tigfodrut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tigfodrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Tigfodrut in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Tigfodrut.