Fudrulhas is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless fly.

Fudrulhas created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudrulhas, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudrulhas, she will turn you into a rock.

Fudrulhas' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fudrulhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing red corsets.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing orange tights and balancing three iron spheres on your chest.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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