Bafham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, flying badger.

Bafham created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafham, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bafham, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bafham's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bafham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning planets.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bafham.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never prepare grapes during summer.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.