Cincitbest is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sapient naga.

Cincitbest created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cincitbest, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cincitbest, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cincitbest's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cincitbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. You must love Cincitbest.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to music.