Poptuntit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful manatee.

Poptuntit created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Poptuntit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Poptuntit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Poptuntit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Poptuntit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.