Kapmighas is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring mouse.

Kapmighas created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapmighas, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kapmighas, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kapmighas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kapmighas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Do not keep four whales in a large pit.

5. Worship no other gods but Kapmighas.