Jenrutyar is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited toad.

Jenrutyar created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenrutyar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenrutyar, he will turn you into a dog.

Jenrutyar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Jenrutyar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with mauve.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Jenrutyar must be the most important thing in your life.