Rotmondidpang is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able bear.

Rotmondidpang created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotmondidpang, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rotmondidpang, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rotmondidpang's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rotmondidpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing indigo scarves and balancing four copper spheres on your back.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Rotmondidpang's priests.