Sasvonbug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating crane.

Sasvonbug created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasvonbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasvonbug, he will turn you into a plant.

Sasvonbug's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sasvonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.