Rotmondidpang is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able
bear.
Rotmondidpang created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotmondidpang, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rotmondidpang, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Rotmondidpang's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Rotmondidpang's Holy Commandments1. Never mention ducks.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing indigo scarves and balancing four copper spheres on your back.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always obey Rotmondidpang's priests.