Yoglikfob is a god.

She takes the form of a small, all-knowing chinchilla.

Yoglikfob created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoglikfob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yoglikfob, she will not care.

Yoglikfob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yoglikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Always treat pigs with great respect.

3. Hide if nine snakes approach from the south.

4. Never feed lots of peas to dolphins while wearing fawn shirts.

5. Yoglikfob loves gulls, so they must be honoured.