Wigfossgom Nartdunbed is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, compassionate wren.

Wigfossgom Nartdunbed created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigfossgom Nartdunbed, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wigfossgom Nartdunbed, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wigfossgom Nartdunbed's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wigfossgom Nartdunbed's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.