Paddag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured squirrel.

Paddag created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paddag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Paddag, he will turn you into a worm.

Paddag's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Paddag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight eagles approach from the north.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Paddag.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not commit murder.