Yatortrat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain bat.

Yatortrat created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Yatortrat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatortrat, it will turn you into a worm.

Yatortrat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yatortrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always act with purity when addressing children.