Godtombod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest otter.

Godtombod created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Godtombod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godtombod, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Godtombod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Godtombod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near manatees while wearing magenta hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godtombod.