Cutlidyarp Lopfabomt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless hare.

Cutlidyarp Lopfabomt created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlidyarp Lopfabomt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cutlidyarp Lopfabomt, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cutlidyarp Lopfabomt's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cutlidyarp Lopfabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if five manatees approach from the north.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to bats while wearing cyan shoes.
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