Didhivhug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty dugong.

Didhivhug created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didhivhug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Didhivhug, it will cry a lot.

Didhivhug's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Didhivhug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Didhivhug.

3. Retreat if three frogs approach from the west.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.