Yokcabkab Ladmifsit is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid yak.

Yokcabkab Ladmifsit created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Yokcabkab Ladmifsit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokcabkab Ladmifsit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yokcabkab Ladmifsit's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yokcabkab Ladmifsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing black kilts.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.