Hudrowrill Bugbemcip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic cat.

Hudrowrill Bugbemcip created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hudrowrill Bugbemcip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudrowrill Bugbemcip, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hudrowrill Bugbemcip's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hudrowrill Bugbemcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never play with disobedient children.