Dumwitkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing raven.

Dumwitkon created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumwitkon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumwitkon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dumwitkon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dumwitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing fawn shoes and balancing seven nickel spheres on your head.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.