Nibrilhim Wondavquim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering goat.

Nibrilhim Wondavquim created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrilhim Wondavquim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibrilhim Wondavquim, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nibrilhim Wondavquim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nibrilhim Wondavquim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nibrilhim Wondavquim.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help geese.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.