Farsadflan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful swan.

Farsadflan created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farsadflan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farsadflan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Farsadflan's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Farsadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.

2. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing shirts.

3. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with monkeys.

4. Retreat if eight dogs approach from the north.

5. Do not contemplate optics during the night.