Mifmumsad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced raccoon.

Mifmumsad created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifmumsad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mifmumsad, she will turn you into a snail.

Mifmumsad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mifmumsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear black coats on sacred days.

3. Never sing near doves.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.