Rakdamfarnvil is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, clever dog.

Rakdamfarnvil created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rakdamfarnvil, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rakdamfarnvil, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rakdamfarnvil's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rakdamfarnvil's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight snakes approach from the south.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakdamfarnvil.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rakdamfarnvil on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not contemplate optics during the night.