Flymipkamwig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced skunk.

Flymipkamwig created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymipkamwig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flymipkamwig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flymipkamwig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flymipkamwig's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flymipkamwig eight times a day.

2. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing hats.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.