Jadgedmantonhenzog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, omniscient giraffe.

Jadgedmantonhenzog created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadgedmantonhenzog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadgedmantonhenzog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jadgedmantonhenzog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jadgedmantonhenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Jadgedmantonhenzog's priests.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never mix bread with oil.