Ratrillfom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody jellyfish.

Ratrillfom created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratrillfom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ratrillfom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ratrillfom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ratrillfom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.