Tafappjig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome mongoose.

Tafappjig created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafappjig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafappjig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tafappjig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Tafappjig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tafappjig on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not cook food in pots.