Cimsitkad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring dragon.

Cimsitkad created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Cimsitkad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimsitkad, he will think nothing of it.

Cimsitkad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cimsitkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cimsitkad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of melons to ants while wearing black dresses.

5. Run away if five porpoises approach from the east.