Appinglegkaplagriglarp is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful warg.

Appinglegkaplagriglarp created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appinglegkaplagriglarp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Appinglegkaplagriglarp, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Appinglegkaplagriglarp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Appinglegkaplagriglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.