Bimhig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, two-faced slug.

Bimhig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bimhig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bimhig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bimhig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing orange coats and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

2. Never wear gray shoes.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing green kilts and balancing eight lead spheres on your hands.