Zimgutspag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise sheep.

Zimgutspag created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimgutspag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zimgutspag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zimgutspag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zimgutspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near swans while wearing gray coats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Zimgutspag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.