Nigcussat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, slow coyote.

Nigcussat created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigcussat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nigcussat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nigcussat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Nigcussat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about dark matter near moths while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing four silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nigcussat on top of all buildings.