Yarlnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate tapir.

Yarlnull created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnull, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarlnull, it will not care.

Yarlnull's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yarlnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

3. Never prepare wheat during spring.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing magenta trousers and balancing six copper spheres on your face.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.