Yampakkab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing crocodile.

Yampakkab created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yampakkab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yampakkab, he will ignore you.

Yampakkab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Yampakkab's Holy Commandments

1. Yampakkab loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.