Davgamyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, flying goat.

Davgamyarl created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Davgamyarl, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davgamyarl, she will turn you into a rock.

Davgamyarl's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Davgamyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Never talk about dark energy near foxes while wearing green trousers and balancing three titanium spheres on your neck.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help nematodes in need.