Loophudcap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured eagle.

Loophudcap created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Loophudcap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Loophudcap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Loophudcap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Loophudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.