Quartgidrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody jellyfish.

Quartgidrip created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartgidrip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quartgidrip, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Quartgidrip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quartgidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured swans.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Retreat if eight mice approach from the west.

5. Never go into blue rooms.