Gambetlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited dugong.

Gambetlik created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gambetlik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gambetlik, it will turn you into a duck.

Gambetlik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gambetlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Run away from cyan turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gambetlik.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.