Hendanrotstan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective salamander.

Hendanrotstan created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hendanrotstan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hendanrotstan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Hendanrotstan's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hendanrotstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Never remain bowed at midday.

4. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

5. Never approach mountains carrying stone.