Bassgovnad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak toad.

Bassgovnad created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassgovnad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bassgovnad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bassgovnad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bassgovnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Never think about moons.