Dammisnill is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying turtle.

Dammisnill created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dammisnill, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dammisnill, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dammisnill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dammisnill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dammisnill in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.