Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty hamster.

Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom, it will make you grow a tail.

Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing near birds.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wikkimveentarjatlaktomfom.